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Santa Goes Low Carb!

By: Jan McCracken



North Pole- 
The word is out! Due to an "unpublished dilemma" 
last Christmas Eve Santa has gone Low Carb! 

Sources reveal that Santa was stuck in a chimney somewhere in  California for over an hour last Christmas Eve - how  embarrassing! The incident certainly wreaked havoc with his jolly  schedule for the most important night of the year. In the aftermath, 
it caused Santa to really stop and think. 

After careful consideration - Santa and Mrs. Claus decided they  could not risk a repeat of the incident, but more importantly the  risk factors associated with Santa's health - oh my! Right after  the holidays, Santa visited his primary care physician for a  complete physical. A "new lifestyle" was decided upon - It's 
the "Low Carb Lifestyle" for Santa! 

Santa has Changed His Mind - Changed His Heart - and is Losing  Weight for Life! Will this make Santa "less jolly"? Absolutely  not! Fat is not what makes Santa jolly! His weight goals are not  to be a skinny "Twiggy Santa" but rather a "healthy weight 
Santa" with less inches (for some VERY obvious reasons). The  keyword here though for Santa is: HEALTH! 

Our sources tell us that Santa has more energy than ever, his  creativity and staying power seem to be at an all time high! He  has hired more elves this season just to keep up with him! The  jolly fellow is even less stressed this season. 

The absence of stress seems to be relative to the fact that his  chances of losing his jolly lifestyle to diabetes, heart  disease and obesity have been considerably reduced by his new  choice of a healthy eating lifestyle! Santa has serious work to  do and HEALTH has become his priority! 

In fact, our elf resource reported that we are going to see a  big shift in "stocking stuffers" this Christmas. Huge orders  are being received and warehoused at the North Pole for "sugar  free" candies and low carb treats! Santa's sleigh is going to  look like a "sugar free zone" this year! 

With Christmas quickly approaching, as Santa's inches have  dropped away, the "sewing elves" are working round the clock in  altering Santa's RED wardrobe! 

So this Christmas watch for an even "more jolly" Santa and just  a "little less" of him but a much healthier and happier Santa  'cause he's gone Low Carb! 

And..."Laying his finger aside of his nose and giving a nod, up  the chimney he [easily] rose! 

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, 
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. 
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, 
"HAPPY [LOW CARB] CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!" 


http://www.LowCarbcookin.com 
Home site of Low Carb Christmas Cookin' 
The FIRST Low Carb Christmas Cookbook! 
Low Carb Christmas Cookin'- with an Old-Fashioned Cook!  224 fun-filled, sometimes hysterical pages! 

About the author: Jan McCracken is author and self-publisher of  over 38 gift books and cookbooks. Born in the Midwest and former  owner/innkeeper of a country bed and breakfast in Branson, MO, 
she has been cooking since she was seventeen years old (she won't tell us how many years that is!). 

Jan has been living the low carb lifestyle for almost eight 
years. Her long-term goal is helping people understand that food is truly the great medicine, prevention and healer of disease. 

 

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